Monday, May 24, 2010

Celebration of Ernie Harwell

By all accounts, Ernie Harwell was a classy gent. We need a drink that matched the man. A double shot of Johnny Walker (black of course) was the call and Minute Maid stadium was the ideal place (since we're never going to Detroit.) RIP, Ernie. Drink consumed by Bryn, Zack and Gene.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Updated Death Squad rosters

Steiny & The Bandit

  • David Crosby
  • Al Davis
  • Jerry Lewis
  • The Queen of England
  • George Steinbrenner
  • Burt Reynolds
  • Doyle Brunson
  • Dick Clark
  • Jerry Stiller
  • BB King
  • Yogi Berra
  • Ray Bradbury

RIP
  • Zelda Rubenstein

The Betty White Tumblers

  • OJ Simpson
  • John Madden
  • Osama Bin Laden
  • Dick Cheney
  • Bob Barker
  • Betty White
  • Tex Winter
  • Joe Paterno
  • George Clinton
  • John Demjanjuk

RIP

  • Dio
  • Ernie Harwell
  • John Wooden

Celebration of Dio


Dio's life was celebrated with his 1983 Budweiser commercial "This Bud's For You" as we chugged a 6-pack of Bud Heavy while throwing up the rock sign. The picture is blurry, much like our time with Dio. RIP, DIO!


RIP Dio- Death #2 for The Betty White Tumblers


Ronnie James Dio (July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010) was an American heavy metal vocalist andsongwriter. He performed with Elf, Rainbow, Black Sabbath, Heaven & Hell, and his own band Dio. Other musical projects include the collective fundraiser Hear 'n Aid. He was widely hailed as one of the most powerful singers in heavy metal,[1] renowned for his consistently powerful voice and for popularizing the "devil's horns" hand gesture in metal culture. He was collaborating on a project with former Black Sabbath bandmates Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Vinny Appice, under the moniker Heaven & Hell, whose first and only studio album, The Devil You Know, was released on April 28, 2009.[2] He died of stomach canceron May 16, 2010

RIP Ernie Harwell- Death #1 of The Betty White Tumblers

William Earnest "Ernie" Harwell (January 25, 1918 – May 4, 2010) was an American sportscaster, known for his long career calling play-by-play of Major League Baseball games. For 55 years, 42 of them with the Detroit Tigers, Harwell called the action on radio and/or television. In January 2009, the American Sportscasters Association ranked Harwell 16th on its list of Top 50 Sportscasters of All Time.[1]

Celebration of Zelda Rubenstein

Touche on 6th st. in Austin. The bartender made the rock sign (foreshadowing?) and lit his hand on fire as he created the flaming Dr. Pepper shot. We yelled "stay away from the light!" and downed the shot. RIP Zelda!

RIP Zelda Rubenstein- Death #1 for Steiny and the Bandits


Zelda Rubinstein (May 28, 1933 – January 27, 2010) was an American actress and human rights activist, best known as eccentric medium Tangina Barrons in the movie Poltergeist (1982) and its sequels, Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986), and Poltergeist III (1988).[2] She also made guest appearances in the TV spin-off Poltergeist: The Legacy (1996), as a seer, Christina. Rubinstein was also known for her outspoken activism for little people and her early participation in the fight against HIV/AIDS.[3]